Sunday, 6 December 2015

What I learned from FaceBook on the weekend…

  • Life is short – smile while you still have teeth.
  • Viagra – it won’t make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
  • WINOS stands for Women In Need Of Sanity.
  • The Kardashians are still sucking the will to live from pretty much everyone.
  • Grocery stores use four checkout lanes – unless it’s really busy, then they only use one. 
  • There is such a thing as a Pacman Christmas tree.

Well, THAT was time well-spent!

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