Dear Santa...

All I want for Christmas is...

A good night's sleep.
(Actually, I want to be able to fall in and out of a coma at will).
And a nice card.
And possibly a trip to Vegas.
But that's all.
Apart from, you know, lots of surprises.
Nice surprises (just to qualify that).
Including the ability to travel through time.
A small list really.  Even smaller if I type it in a tiny font-size.