- Life is short –
smile while you still have teeth.
- Viagra – it won’t
make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
- WINOS stands for Women
In Need Of Sanity.
- The Kardashians are
still sucking the will to live from pretty much everyone.
- Grocery stores use four checkout lanes – unless it’s really busy, then they only use one.
- There is such a thing as a Pacman Christmas tree.
Well, THAT was time well-spent!